- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Oh s***

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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