Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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