Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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penisvaginaorgasm

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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