- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Jeff

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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