- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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