- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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