- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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