- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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