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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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