- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man goes to the potty.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Your sex life.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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