Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man penetrates another man.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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