- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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