Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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