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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Sloth runs...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

. . I am a whale

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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