- Anti Joke

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Donald Trump.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u