Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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