- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Miscarriages.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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