- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.