- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms