A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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