- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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