- Anti Joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I love pissing people off :P

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.