- Anti Joke

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.