- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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