How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Stop Spam Read Books

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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