- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A seal walks into a club.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

hey guys im gay

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

why was the boy crying he had cancer

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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