A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A seal walks into a club.

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