- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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