Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

sweating like antoni with a girl

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A woman wears a dress.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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