- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Christianity.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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