- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Moral

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Safe sex MR

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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