How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Safe sex MR

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