What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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i killed my family

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Hi

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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