A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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