Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Canadians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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