I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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