- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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