A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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