What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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my mind's eye?

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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