- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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