How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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andrew wagner

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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