- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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