- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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