So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Error 37.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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