What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Logan's gay

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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