- Anti Joke

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.