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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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