- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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