- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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