- Anti Joke

This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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