- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

bangers and mash?

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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