What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call a black man? Black

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Justin beiber's penis

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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