- Anti Joke

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a black man? Black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a black man? Black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a black man? Black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!