A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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david what a baghead

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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