- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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