Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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