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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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