I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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