why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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