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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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