Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Who invented apple? God

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Do the roar!

Soccer...

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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