- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Morning wood.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock Know! Come in!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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