Do the roar!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

rose are red violets should be purple

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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