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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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