A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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