Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

what goes boo a sock

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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