- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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