Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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