What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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