There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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