- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

My Butthole.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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